Monday, May 24, 2010

blowing things up rather than strutting the Huge Boss runway

Hannah, David, Frank and I are looking at "so you wanna be a male model" and we read this aloud:

The good news is that a man's modeling career usually lasts longer than a woman's, and since ten-year-old boys more often dream of blowing things up rather than strutting the Hugo Boss runway, this side of the biz tends to be less competitive as well.

Frank responds out loud "why can't we have both?"


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Data

Hey guys,

Frank and I have been talking lately about how one's relative perception of time seems to change over the years. Like, an hour used to be such a long wait, right? Now 6 of those can just disappear. Poof. So we got talking about one's perception of time and realized that when one was 5, a year was a full one FIFTH of your life, like, 20% of everything you've ever experienced or will experience is contained in this forthcoming chunk of time. But at 23 a year, well that's just 1/23rd of your experiences...you see what we're saying? This seems a somewhat disturbing proposition.

But wait:


Now don't let a negative trending graph immediately depress you...this is good! Compare our age now, ~23 years old, to our age 5 years ago... right when we've graduated high school, 18. At 18, our perception of a year was that of 1/18th our full sum of experiences while here, at 23, it's only 1/23rd. That's a pretty dramatic change, 23 over 18 is...1.3, a 1.3 times fold. Let's try another pair of ages. Lets see how bad it will be five years from now, i.e. 28/23. That's only a 1.2 times change. What I'm trying to say here is that this value is approaching 1, i.e. eventually a year will, ultimately, be as meaningless as a minute is to us now. Until then the rate at which we approach one will decrease, so our perception in change of perception of time, i.e. the shell-shock we're all likely feeling now (at least I am), shouldn't happen again.

Also, in urgently important news: Frank and I are making some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.