1. go to a ballin party on new years eve with all of your college friends.
2. get jungle juice on your shirt. Like, a lot of it.
3. take that shirt on a plane back to your house and put it under your laundry basket, and tell yourself that you are going to clean it with some stain remover. tell yourself that you'll call your mom about it eventually to get her to help you.
4. leave it on the floor of your closet for 3 months and 12 days.
5. accidentally leave your detergent cap a bit loose and allow the detergent to get all over the shirt that you had been saving.
6. throw it in the washer and dryer with all your other clothes.
wa-la! a stepwise, 3-month process to cleaning button-downs.
Haha, oh Jamal. Ohhh, Jamal. Of course in the end you would have accidentally actually cleaned it.
ReplyDeleteI recently got a really nice blue button-up and wore it to a fancy restaurant and thought "i don't think I belong in fancy restaurants" and then spilled red wine all over myself and Hannah said "I can't take you anywhere."